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Hauntedween

TRACK #150:

Hauntedween by Ernest Raymer

What better place to bring our Haunted House Rockin’ block to an end than here, at the Berber House with Hauntedween, a Haunted House Halloween Title Track?

While not a real haunted house, The Berber House is just a festive Haunted House, or rather a Haunt, which has hitherto but unrepresented in our block.

A staple of the season since well before I was brought to this plane of existence, The Haunted House is as much a part of Halloween as Trick-or-Treating, Jack-O-Lanterns and slutty costumes.

High school kids in rubber masks weave through a thick mist of dangling limbs and fake fog looking for their next mark. 

Disorienting lights strobe to the beat of pneumatic pistons firing foam jump scares.

You can hear a chainsaw perpetually chugging, but you can’t see much of anything at all.

Grown adults tip-toe around corners in the dark, weary of things they know aren’t really out to get them. 

The nervous shriek, the tough guys almost instictively punch and the weirdos laugh uneasily. 

Some are good and some are terrible, but they all have that same smell, that same vibe, the same excitement, and you should always treat yourself to at least one visit a season.

Hauntedween is a low budget affair filled with that same sort of passionate home-town charm and love for the holiday you find in local Haunted Houses, and it features a killer lying in wait at just such a local Haunt. You can read The Shindig’s write-up here! 

This Title Track (which it is gracious enough to give us) plays over a montage of the Sigma Phi frat boys rebuilding the old local Haunt in preparation for a holiday fundraiser to save their fraternity!

It may be awkward to say, and it may not make one bit of sense, but here it is all the same…it’s Hauntedween!

Someone’s dying to start the show.

 

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One thought on “Hauntedween

  1. Anonymous says:

    I feel that once you say the word “Hauntedween” out loud, that should be that last time you would think to give that title more attention.

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