Eduardo Weinbauer: Pumpkin Master
Mom’s Can’t Handle the Metal
Trick or Title Gif
Trick Or Treat
TRACK #71:
Trick Or Treat by Fastway
Once in blue Moon (or maybe 3 times in roughly 230 tracks) a song comes along so awesomely perfect that it defies my categories. It flagrantly rebels all, encompasses, and becomes more. It demands representation and it’s exclusion from any Halloween playlist is a crime against the holiday, so perfectly suited is it.
It’s a +1 to the trinity; it’s from a horror movie, its about the movie, it’s the movie’s fucking Title Track, and against all odd, it’s about Halloween too.
Are you kidding me? Nope. It’s a Referentially Inclusive Halloween Title Track, or a Great Pumpkin. I’d call it the Holy Grail, but there’s a couple of these fuckers on the Shindig.
While Trick Or Treat isn’t the ultimate example of such a song, it does appear before that track, so it gets the lead-in.
That’s not to say it’s any slouch though. Lets look at the stats:
It’s a Title Track, already 3 shots to it.
In that it’s called Trick Or Treat, is played live by an undead rock star in the movie, at a Halloween party, on Halloween, while he’s killing teenagers with a guitar that shoots lightning, is effort enough to earn it’s keep at the top of the heap.
You have a Halloween playlist and it doesn’t feature this song, you’re doing it wrong.
I love Trick Or Treat and it’s definitely an annual watch somewhere between October 1st and 31st.
Metal head dork Eddie Weinbauer accidentally resurrects his recently deceased rock hero Sammi Curr by unwittingly playing his final and unreleased album backwards.
At first Sammi aids Edward in his game of revenge, but when Sammi’s game becomes too real, Eddie pussies out and Sammi takes matters into his own hands. Awesomeness ensues.
The soundtrack, presented in the form of Sammi Curr’s music, is provided by butt-rockers Fastway, whom I’m not sure achieved much notoriety beyond this Soundtrack.
Either way, it all adds up to a pretty fantastic Heavy Metal Halloween. Enjoy!
The Halloween Dance
TRACK #70:
The Halloween Dance by The Reverend Horton Heat
I love the Rev, so I’ve always appreciated the fact that I could include him on the Shindig, via this made-to-order Halloween song compliments of Rob Zombie’s Halloween Hootenanny album.
Not only is this upbeat spookster a great Halloween song but it also features a pretty referential verse where he shouts out Psycho, The Hunchback of Notre Dame and The Stepford Wives.
There’s even a brief musical nod to The Munsters, all wrapped up in the Rev’s customized psychobilly sound.
Halloween never sounded so swingin’.
Maniac Cop Rap
TRACK #69:
Maniac Cop Rap by Yeshwua Barnes & B Dub Woods
As longtime followers are probably (painfully) aware, Monster Raps are load bearing supports in the Halloween Shindig rotation.
And when it comes to Monster Raps, few come as tailor-made awesome as Yeshwua Barnes and B Dub Woods’ Maniac Cop Rap.
Check the stats:
- Does it take the movie’s score and mix into an awesome beat? Check.
- Does it play during the end credits? Check.
- Does it feature the title repeated ad nauseum? Check
- Does it talk about how badass the main character is? Check
- Does it feature the most ridiculous lyrics you can image? Check plus.
Here’s some choice selection from the track…
Set ‘em on fire, I shoot ‘em with a Uzi
But he’ll show up in you’re jacuzzi!”
Gold.
And don’t waste time dialin’ 9-1-1
Forget karate and forget yer gun!
Forgotten.
You won’t get a ticket or pay a fine
You might as well be dealin’ with Frankenstein!
Fair Enough.
Without any further ado, segueing out of our 80’s Oddball Sequel Dance Party, from a sequel that’s arguably better than the original, 1990’s Maniac Cop 2, here’s the Manaic Cop Rap.
And Of Course…
Christopher Lee…
Magic Rays
Just Being Stirba
Stirba in the Woods
The Unveiling of Stirba
Weird Wolf Heads
Fellow Kids
Christopher Lee Watches You Masturbate
Howling
TRACK #68:
Howling by Babel
Round 3 of The 80’s Oddball Sequel Dance Party goes to The Howling, a franchise that seems to have produced nothing but oddball sequels.
I’m not exactly sure what to make of Howling 2, another gem from 1985. For that matter, I’m not sure anyone involved is sure either.
Christopher Lee personally apologized to Joe Dante on Gremlins 2 for appearing in it, if that gives you any idea of what we’re dealing with here.
However, despite all the uncertainty, there are a few things you can be sure of:
- It’s definitely not the worst Howling entry. In fact, it may just be the most enjoyable, and that includes its predecessor.
- It’s ridiculous. It’s awesome. It’s ridiculously awesome.
- You’ll see Sybil Danning in (and out!) of some bizarre outfits that’ll make you believe Lady Gaga jacked her entire steez from Stirba: Werewolf Bitch.
- Ditto for the bewildered Christopher Lee (except the nudity and Lady Gaganess)
- You’re gonna hear this song, performed by fake band Babel, at least a dozen or so times throughout.
And anytime a song is this permeable, it’s definitely on the Shindig.
I highly recommend it’s viewing to anyone who wants to see:
- Werewolves
- Werewolves fucking
- Awesome werewolf-cult orgy-parties
- Sybil Danning’s tits
- Christopher Lee lookin like a Jedi
- Christopher Lee straight stabbing werewolves
- Bizarre werewolf logic and mythos
- A weird munchkin thing running around in a scary mask
- Crazy 80’s laser FX
- Whack-ass shape wipes
- Some of the worst werewolf acting around
- Some of the worst acting around (save for Christopher Lee)
- Seriously some of the worst editing ever
Ridiculous Howling 2 gig blast commencing forthwith. Get your reblog button ready. It’s at the bottom now. Thanks Yahoo!
I Told You Never Shove Tommy Jarvis
Friday 5’s Strange Dance
Some more strange dancing, compliments of the Friday the 13th series.