I never said they’d all be good. I simply said they’d all, at some point, take place on Halloween.

And this goofy-ass Pumpkinhead knock-off delivers in that department, at least.

Do I need to say more about Jack-O?

Yes. Yes I do. But I’ll have to do that tomorrow. I’m too tired to think about this ridiculous film right now.

Happy,…October 6th?