Classic shot from Vampira’s promotional hearse tour of Hollywood.
Vampira
TRACK #61:
Vampira by Misfits
If John Zacherle is the grandaddy of Horror Hosts, then Maila Nurmi is their mother goddess.
Back in 1954, The Vampira Show was the first program to feature a spooky host introducing (and mocking) old B-movies.
Though only on the air for about a year, Vampira’s mark on horror culture can still be felt today
, particularly tooling around Tumblr, where her image is ever present.
And why not? As Mr. Danzig so succinctly puts it:
Two inch nails
Micro-waist
with a pale white feline face
inclination eyebrows to there
Vampira
Mistress to the horror kid
Vampira is the embodiment of the classic horror image. Young fangirls still want to be her, and young fanboys still want to be with her. And though nothing but a few old kinescopes exist of the short-lived program, Maila Nurmi’s legacy will forever live on with the genre.
Fittingly led in by Martin Landu’s oscar-bearing Bela Lugosi, exulting Ms. Nurmi’s appealing qualities to Johnny Depp’s irritated Ed Wood.
Go try on a sweater then, Nerd-o. Me and Bela here will just sit back with some morphine and enjoy the show.
Transylvania Passport
Horror Host legend Zacherley’s “Transylvanian Passport” which was available by sending two labels from Strawberry Cocoa Marsh Syrup to the manufacturer.
Zacherley for President
Happy Halloween
TRACK #60:
Happy Halloween by Zacherley
Perhaps the granddaddy of all Horror Hosts, John Zacherle donned the guise of Roland (later Zarcherley in New York) as Philadelphia’s host of Shock Theater in 1957.
In addition to being one of the most iconic personalities of the genre and one of its earliest originators, Zarcherley also released tons of spooky music during his career as a Horror Host.
Just in time for #60, here’s the Cool Ghoul himself wishing us all a very Happy Halloween.
Monster Talk: Horror Hosts
The Horror Host has been a beloved fixture of the genre for almost 60 years now. So ingrained are they in horror culture that even their parodies have slipped into iconography.
From a time when TV had no guide, DVRs and streaming video weren’t even the stuff of the B-grade sci-fi these horror hosts peddled. TV was a living thing, existing with or without your manifesting gaze. It was there, happening somewhere behind all the black. You needed only to turn it on an tune in to whatever it was offering, lest you miss out entirely.
So you waited.
Originally, Universal Studios offered a package of horror classics and worn out titles called Shock Theater to local TV stations for broadcast. The stations had weathermen, announcers and news anchors doubling as any number of ghoulish characters to present these frightening films of yesteryear.
The movies were often the subject of ridicule, and the focus became rather on the hosts themselves, their outlandishness and their skits. These shows found almost instant success, and America of the late 50’s, 60’s and 70’s loved these local fixtures. Many spawned several incarnations and are still remembered with great fondness in their hometowns.
As the Shindig enters its 2nd quarter, we’ll take a beat or two to pay tribute to those horror hosts immortalized in song.
Watch horror movies.
Keep America strong.
Stay sick
and Goodnight, whatever you are….
Pleasant nightmares and unpleasant dreams.
Beheaded
The Dead Walk
Brain Surgery
The Halloween 3 by Don Post
Title Gif 3: Season of the Twitch
Skull Flip
Monster Cereal Squad
The Monster Cereal Squad
8 More Days Till Halloween (Commercial Bumper)
8 More Days Till Halloween (Commercial Bumper)
Ok, well, that was a little intense. Unfortunately, this blog rolls backwards if you aren’t following along, so you have no idea what I’m talking about.
Either way, we’re gonna lighten the mood up a bit with some novelty frivolity, in the form of a quick commercial break to feed our Frankenstein with some delicious Halloween treats.
But we’ll be right back with more Halloweeniness and audio atrocities soon.
Samples Featured in this Bumper from:
- Pillsbury Halloween Cookies
- Dunkin Donuts Halloween
- Fruit Brute Monster Cereal
- Burger Chef Wolf Burger
- Yummy Mummy Monster Cereal
and of course
- Halloween 3: Season of the Witch
Sister Act 3: Holy Fuck!
then this happens.
Crossed Out
Cross Checked
Burnin’ Love
Fahrenheit 4-5-Nun
Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit
Ok, so during the public and ludicrous “exorcism,” shit gets a little nuts, and all the nuns start losing their damn minds…


































